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Hi! I’ m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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Into The Ocean by Blue October
oh shit I forgot how great this song is
This was the most played song in my playlist back in the day. Stoked it showed up on my dash.
holy nostalgia. p.s. blue october is really good writing music,
(Source: alive4tonight)
- Nicolas Cage: I'm going to steal The Declaration of Independence.
- Moriarty: I have an app for that.
For everyone who suffers from depression or anxiety, there is that person in their life who is there at the lowest point to remind them, “Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent your attitude!” The technical term for this person is, “Asshole.
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There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?
the same type of people that are allergic to latex
BUT I DON’T WANT TO BE!
I might have some gauze and medical tape but you wouldn’t be able to get it until tomorrow.
Awww! Thank you :D
Nah, it’ll be fine. It’ll heal all on it’s own. It’s just annoying is all. What kind of person is allergic to Band-Aids?
so you are in fact bleeding then? use a bandage thingy and tape
Yes? I believe so. It’s definitely red and it looks like blood.
I don’t have either of those. I seem to have misplaced my first aid kit
lol you think you’re bleeding?
YES!! And I would cover it up with a Band-Aid while the neosporin is being sucked into the wound, but I can’t because I’m allergic!!! What is my life?!
